Isn’t it Stunning? Not to mention impressive! And HUGE! One feels you’d need to have a lie down after just a few minutes of wearing it, but gosh they’d be the most epic few minutes wouldn’t they?! It’s like that sword in your favorite childhood RPG, you needed +120 strength just to carry, it gave you a +200 crushing/chop attack, but -70 speed, -90 agility. It more than made up for the negatives though with a special ‘Irresistible to Gothic female foes and impressionable village girls’ bonus (+666 Dark Charisma). Ok, so maybe I got carried away there, but these rings are seriously cool, if ridiculously impracticable.